Wednesday, December 31, 2003

A 67-year-old woman who had a heart attack on a plane ride was helped by 15 heart doctors who happened to be on board -- heading to a convention in Florida. The woman was also attended to by the 15 mistresses that were also on board the plane.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Europe's biggest fishtank was wrecked on Wednesday by a fire that ravaged the Danish museum in which it is housed. Thankfully the clean up of the dead speciems will move forward with the arrival of Europe's biggest toliet bowl.