Friday, January 24, 2003

Scientists in the United States are modifying ink jet printers and using cells to create 3D structures and, maybe one day, brand new human organs. This groudbreaking research is being sponsored by the government and private donations from Keith Richards and John Bobbit.

Thursday, January 23, 2003

"American Idol 2" debuted this week. As in the original, aspiring stars compete to get critical career advice from three experts: a rich British record exec, a famous R&B producer, and a former cheerleader who did a duet with a rapping, cartoon cat.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Fox is working brining back the 1906's horse sitcom "Mr. Ed." The new version will star a talking jar of glue.

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

San Francisco has become the first major city to outlaw the Segway Human Transporter on its sidewalks. When explaining their decision, officials sited the fact that the city was "already gay enough."

Monday, January 20, 2003

Robert Downey Jr. says jail made him older and wiser. But according to his cell mates, they believe he really meant "older and wider."