Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Hollywood star Leonardo DiCaprio has been questioned in a $45 million lawsuit stemming from a five-year-old case that alleges he ordered friends to "kick the ass" of actress Elizabeth Berkley's ex-boyfriend. The judge is likely to throw out the case due to the fact that the boyfriend's physical assault was nothing compared the damage already done to his career by dating the "Showgirls" star.

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Students from China and other regions of Asia affected by the SARS virus will not be accepted for the summer session at the University of California at Berkeley. In a related story, Caucasian students in the math and science classes are protesting that they won't have anyone to cheat off of.