Friday, February 28, 2003

University of Massachusetts President William Bulger, under fire over his relationship with his mobster brother, could lose his job under a shake-up proposed by Gov. Mitt Romney. In related news, Gov. Mitt Romney recruited an intern to start his car for him.

Thursday, February 27, 2003

Sarah Michelle Gellar is leaving "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." The show will go on, with a new star and a new title: "Anna the Sundae Slayer."

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Three people were arrested and charged inciting a riot outside MTV's studios. This happened as a large crowd gathered for an "American Idol"-style competition to find new rap stars. The three arrested inviduals were disqualified because their involvment in the fight proved that they were already professional rappers.