Thursday, March 13, 2003

Representative Bob Ney ordered that House restaurants change their menus to read "freedom fries" instead of French fries. In a surprise move, Bill Clinton also ordered that his most prized possession change it's name to read "freedom tickler."

Monday, March 10, 2003

Grammar experts surprisingly sided with Fred Durst that his use of "agreeance" during his anti-war speech at the Grammy's. It turns out that "agreeance" is a real word -- but it is considered obsolete -- except in areas of Australia. This is ironic since Limp Bizkit is also obsolete -- except in areas of Durst's mind.