Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen , 16, will have their first fragrance line out April 1. The scent will be a fresh, vanilla-based formula that "will be perfect for active teenage girls." In related news, R.Kelly has bought the first 10,000 bottles of it.

According to a new study, an increasing number of teenage girls think vegetarianism is cool and are eating much less beef. When asked for response, teenage boys said that few girls in their school eat meat, but they have a girlfriends in Canada who do, all the time, but you wouldn't know them.

A recent study showed that Botox shots also get rid of armpit smell. It's a facial tranquilizer and a deodorant. Never let 'em see you sweat or smile.

Experts continue trying to track the source of the "Slammer" worm computer virus. Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens has declined to comment.

Sejfulla Myftari, a famous Albanian comedian, averted a highway robbery by making the bandits laugh. They let him go so that they could rob the next car. In related news, Yackov Schmirnov was robbed repeatedly.