Friday, April 02, 2004

Despite limited evidence, the FDA is allowing food companies to include claims that walnuts can reduce heart disease on their packaging. This decision has already sparked a move to also claim that cashews can improve levitation.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

The music industry is suing 247 individuals in four European countries for illegal song swapping. Unlike similar American lawsuits, this one is not based on copyright infringement, but rather on that fact that the Europeans' taste in music is just so bad they should be forced to pay, dearly.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Five women who say they were secretly videotaped undressing while they applied for jobs at a Los Angeles area Hooters sued the restaurant chain Tuesday. The dollar amount will be equal to their current rates for getting videotapped while undressing.