Friday, March 07, 2003

Some of the country's most popular tourist sites might be closed temporarily if a war with Iraq raises new terrorist concerns. Officials are asking all terrorist organizations to shift their plans away from our national landmarks and focus on wherever they are filming, "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here."

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

"The Ring" comes out on video this week. The horror movie is about a videotape that kills whomever watchs it. A personal movie review: No way in hell am I going to rent it.

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

In Byron Bay, north of Sydney, 250 gay men dressed in their birthday suits to spell out "Peace, man." To date this was the first protest to combine both anti-war and anti-bush agendas.

Sunday, March 02, 2003

On Sunday night, TV viewers got treated to exclusive interviews with Robert Blake and Saddam Hussein. Or, as network executives are billing it: Liar, Liar.