Friday, March 28, 2003

The Mayor of Lambertville, NJ, home of "Millionaire" winner Zora Andrick has named this Saturday "Zora Day." The Mayor said that this honor is being bestowed on her for "setting a fine example for personality-less gold diggers everywhere who are looking to attract dim-witted, underwear-modeling construction workers."

Thursday, March 27, 2003

Celine Dion took the stage Tuesday night at Caesars Palace in the debut of "A New Day," her multimillion-dollar show that will run for 3 years. Roy, from Segfried & Roy, commented, "It's really the gayest thing I've ever seen."